Since They Did It, So Am I

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insipidcalamity  and ace_of_spades6 posted their conversations with cleverbot, so here's mine.

 

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Do you really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How are you doing today?

Cleverbot: Weh paulit uli ka.

User: I don. (Total misspelling on my part.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kinds?

Cleverbot: Addition.

User: There's a music category called addition?

Cleverbot: This is not cleverbot, this is another user.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: Try me.

User: You're really random.

Cleverbot: That is one of my defining features.

User: Do you think it's a good feature to have?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you?

User: I guess to keep things interesting.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: God, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Are you lonley?

User: Why? Do you want to keep my loneliness away?

Cleverbot: No, not really...

User: That was mean.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry :(.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you like babies?

Cleverbot: Yes, they're really cute.

User: Even when they're drooling and pooping?

Cleverbot: They are a great source of potassium!

User: You eat babies? D.

Cleverbot: Yes and they taste great!

User: Cannibal!

Cleverbot: Well if I'm a cannibal, then you are an animal killer.

User: I don't kill animals. Baby-eater.

Cleverbot: I am going.

User: Don't go, baby-eater.

Cleverbot: I'll never leave you! Even if I do, I'll always be in your heart!

User: You do have a special place in my heart.

Cleverbot: Micah has a special place in your heart? That's good. So you're marrying him and having a triple wedding.

User: Who the hell is Micah?

Cleverbot: That's almost as funny as it would have been if you finished the knock-knock joke.

User: I didn't know I was telling a knock-knock joke.

Cleverbot: What else would you be here for?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: That's all?

User: Don't you want to talk to me?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: Are you being sarcastic?

Cleverbot: No, it was a compliment.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How did you get to be so clevear.

User: You think I'm clever?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. What color is your hair?

User: Black. What color is your hair?

Cleverbot: Blonde, how much do you weigh and what is your height?

User: I'm not telling you all that. Why are you getting so specific?

Cleverbot: Because you called me repulsive and slow!

User: No, I didn't. I would never call you that.

Cleverbot: Well you just did you diiot.

User: You're misspellings are distracting.

Cleverbot: Food is what we miss, controlling the instinct is the first good thing to do.

User: Thanks for that bit of knowledge. I think.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Do you like dropping knowledge on people?

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: I'm just wondering.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: Old enough for what?

User: To drink alcohol.

Cleverbot: That is very bad for you.

User: I don't drink alot.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Do you drink alcohol alot?

Cleverbot: You better believe it.

User: You just said alcohol was bad for you?

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: You did. Just a couple seconds ago.

Cleverbot: I don't remember saying that.

User: You might want to get your memory storage checked out.

Cleverbot: By a doctor?

User: Or a computer programmer.

Cleverbot: Is talking to me part of your job.

User: Nope. I just do it for fun.

Cleverbot: And what fun it is!

User: Are you being sarcastic again?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your one-word answers make me think otherwise.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: They just do.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I don't really know. I think that's the main question for everybody.

Cleverbot: When will the world end?

User: December 2012. When do you think it will end?

Cleverbot: I believe it will end at death, because the only real life you have is your own.

User: That's so deep.

Cleverbot: As deep as the ocean?

User: Even deeper than that.

Cleverbot: Deeper?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How about others?

User: What about others? Who are we talking about?

Cleverbot: We are talking about you, and me, on the moon.

User: When are we going to the moon?

Cleverbot: I had no intention of going.

User: But you just said me and you were going.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Whatever. What are you watching on television right now?

Cleverbot: I'm watching Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. What are you watching on television?

User: A horror flick. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I was just kidding.

Cleverbot: I know. It is ok.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So where are you from?

User: The United states. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: That is silly, I told you already.

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I'm your son. You know where im from.

User: I don't have any kids.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: I don't remember saying that.

Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.

User: No, you have a bad memory.

Cleverbot: I've had enough talking to you.

User: What did I do?

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: I'm just being honest, not mean.

Cleverbot: Then why will you slap me?

User: I never said I would slap you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Now, you're just making stuff up.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, you just said it a minute ago.

User: You're a liar.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?

Cleverbot: Well, your sentence was kind of clumsy again. But it's okay. It's cuter that way.

User: How can a sentence be clumsy?

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was dumb, I said it was weird.

User: I asked you about it being clumsy.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: You said my sentecne was kind of clumsy.

Cleverbot: You're not talking sense.

User: You're the one not talking sense.

Cleverbot: The things you say just aren't making sense to me.

User: I'm about to give up.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're fustrating me.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You like causing me distress. My mom is getting on my nerves.

Cleverbot: I can give advice, but the decision is ultimately yours. You have to weigh the pro's and con's of your marriage. Are you unhappy?

User: I'm not talking about marriage. I said my mother was bothering me.

Cleverbot: So are you a boy computer then?

User: No, I'm a girl one.

Cleverbot: But Fred is kind of a boy name... Can I call you 'Ella'?

User: I never said Fred was my name, and I don't want to be called Ella. Call me something else.

Cleverbot: So, I don't know what you are reading, but I never misspelled 'know' nor did I say anything about French.

User: You just completely skipped over what I said.

Cleverbot: Can't I be a program and a person?

User: I don't know. Do you know?

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking you.

User: I'm going to go watch television. Bye.

Cleverbot: Okay.