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Rant: Reviews left on My Twilight Stories
I have an account on fanfiction.net; I have ventured into the Twilight world. Normally I get good reviews, but this one reviewer really got on my nerves. I could've replied back and ripped her a new one, but I didn't. I did not really feel like starting an argument with a German Twi-Mom. Yes, it was a Twi-Mom. Here is some of the reviews she left me.
hey,
edward and jacob are absolutely cute together, that's right, but anyway, edward belongs to bella, and in the end, jacob to renesmee, therefore the pairing could be discussed. The story is hot and perfectly written, and i must say, i liked reading it. Good thing.
I don't know, if you have read the books already, but a little thing must be said, Edwards venom would kill Jacob, and so it would be very difficult for them to kiss like you described it, but this is only a little annotation of mine, which does not count too much, and it is fiction where everything is allowed.
So go on writing, and have fun with it, and i'll show up sometimes to read your stories.
Maybe it's not that bad to you, but I took it as a little know it all and little pissed off that I hate the pairings Bella/Edward, Jacob/Bella, Jacob/Nessie, which I state plainly on my profile page. I will never write a story involving these couples and if you don't like it, too bad. Other people may write and discuss these pairings all they like, but I'm not and don't plan on it. If I ever write Bella into a story, she will be the villain. Plain and simple. In my stories I calmly ignore she ever existed. It's not like I go around bashing the canon pairings on other people's story. I just don't write about it, so why should that bother her.
And when she wrote this, 'Edward belongs to Bella, Jacob to REnemsdjsdno,'
Back up, do I look like I care about canon pairings? Obviously not, since most of what I write is slash or yaoi. GTFO my page and don't read my stories.
Then the litlte clip about Edward's venom killing Jacob. Um, hello, Bella is human, shouldn't the venom kill her, then, since you want to go there. Especially when Edward and Bella have sex and have that little demon baby. Shouldn't his venom sperm kill her then too. But, no, they get a baby out of it.His venom shuld shred her uterus, not make a baby. Remnejoenmg should not even exist. Don't try to hit me with facts that in actuality make no sense.
Then she says oh' sometimes I'll show up to read your stories, ' like I should be privileged she's taking time out to read my stories. Lady, go look after your children and leave me alone.
edward and jacob are absolutely cute together, that's right, but anyway, edward belongs to bella, and in the end, jacob to renesmee, therefore the pairing could be discussed. The story is hot and perfectly written, and i must say, i liked reading it. Good thing.
I don't know, if you have read the books already, but a little thing must be said, Edwards venom would kill Jacob, and so it would be very difficult for them to kiss like you described it, but this is only a little annotation of mine, which does not count too much, and it is fiction where everything is allowed.
So go on writing, and have fun with it, and i'll show up sometimes to read your stories.
Maybe it's not that bad to you, but I took it as a little know it all and little pissed off that I hate the pairings Bella/Edward, Jacob/Bella, Jacob/Nessie, which I state plainly on my profile page. I will never write a story involving these couples and if you don't like it, too bad. Other people may write and discuss these pairings all they like, but I'm not and don't plan on it. If I ever write Bella into a story, she will be the villain. Plain and simple. In my stories I calmly ignore she ever existed. It's not like I go around bashing the canon pairings on other people's story. I just don't write about it, so why should that bother her.
And when she wrote this, 'Edward belongs to Bella, Jacob to REnemsdjsdno,'
Back up, do I look like I care about canon pairings? Obviously not, since most of what I write is slash or yaoi. GTFO my page and don't read my stories.
Then the litlte clip about Edward's venom killing Jacob. Um, hello, Bella is human, shouldn't the venom kill her, then, since you want to go there. Especially when Edward and Bella have sex and have that little demon baby. Shouldn't his venom sperm kill her then too. But, no, they get a baby out of it.His venom shuld shred her uterus, not make a baby. Remnejoenmg should not even exist. Don't try to hit me with facts that in actuality make no sense.
Then she says oh' sometimes I'll show up to read your stories, ' like I should be privileged she's taking time out to read my stories. Lady, go look after your children and leave me alone.
so, now that I finished reading, i must say, that this is a very weird story. Pregnancy really changes everyone, as i experienced three times. Edward really turned out to be a mommy, how exciting.
This was about a story I wrote where Edward and Jacob are expecting and Edward is pregnant. Yeah, I went there.
Anyway, I've read so many m-pregs with Jacob being pregnant and they turned him into an emotional girl. It was so annoying at times.
So , I decided to turn the tables on Edward and to make a sort of parody about it.
I got this comment twice, about this story being weird. Each time it pissed me off and made me laugh at the same time. Did they not read the summary? M-preg, as in male pregnancy. Right then and there, you should've known it was not going to be a normal story.
Then it clearly says Romance/Humor. That means it is not to be taken seriously. These people need to go find a sense of humor or maybe they just didn't get my humor. I don't know, but it was annoying.
You don't like what I'm writing, don't fucking read my stories and leave me know-it-all reviews.
Rant Over
This was about a story I wrote where Edward and Jacob are expecting and Edward is pregnant. Yeah, I went there.
Anyway, I've read so many m-pregs with Jacob being pregnant and they turned him into an emotional girl. It was so annoying at times.
So , I decided to turn the tables on Edward and to make a sort of parody about it.
I got this comment twice, about this story being weird. Each time it pissed me off and made me laugh at the same time. Did they not read the summary? M-preg, as in male pregnancy. Right then and there, you should've known it was not going to be a normal story.
Then it clearly says Romance/Humor. That means it is not to be taken seriously. These people need to go find a sense of humor or maybe they just didn't get my humor. I don't know, but it was annoying.
You don't like what I'm writing, don't fucking read my stories and leave me know-it-all reviews.
Rant Over